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A selection of the finest Mike Ashley chants for your shouting pleasure

Posted by patsykensit 301 days ago Off the Wall
Ashley, wherever you may be
You can buy a club, not its history
And you can't buy me, you greedy t***
It's St James' Park, you can f*** your @

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There was a fat cockney named Mike,
Whom Geordie fans didn't much like,
He flew on a chopper, looked like the big Bopper,
So Geordie fans said 'on yer bike'.

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All together......

There's only one Mike Ashley
One Mike Ashley
Eatin all the pies
Shaggin Denis Wise
Ashley put Keegan on the dole

There's only......

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Ya put King Kev in ya put King Kev out,
In out,
In out,
Ya mess the fans about
Ya missed the transfer deadlines day there's no wows around
And thats what your all about
Oooh we all hate Mike Ashley,
Oooh we all hate Mike Ashley,
Oooh we all hate Mike Ashley,
Kev out, Wise in what a farce!!!!

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Build a bonfire,
build a bonfire
throw Mike Ashley on the top
put his cronies in the middle
and burn the f****n lot.
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